The physio’s room, not the auction hall, owns Sunday’s biggest number: 76.

Makkabi’s Brian Petnga received a 76-day minor-injury bulletin on Saturday. His player page now points to a November 27 recovery, while the unmanaged club sit ninth in DEU Division 8. Louis Samson was also ruled out for three days.

ENG Division 2 leaders Sunderland have lost 79-rated left-back Dennis Cirkin for an initial 47 days, with October 29 marked for his recovery. In Spain, 20th-placed El Paso face an even longer wait: centre-back Daniel Palomares Poza was handed a 64-day diagnosis and is due back on November 15.

Altglienicke empty the wallet

Before anybody hollers at this fee, I checked the ledger.

Altglienicke paid Pohang 29.826M SVC for a 20-year-old, 77-rated French wide attacker. That is exactly 12 times his current 2.4855M SVC game value, and a four-season contract followed 80 seconds after the transfer.

The club’s immediately preceding recorded balance was 30,201,355.12 SVC. The payment cut it to 375,355.12 SVC, consuming 98.76% of that cash. Altglienicke currently sit 14th in DEU Division 3.

Twenty-seven deals at one second

Weston-super-Mare issued 27 separate two-season renewals, every one timestamped at 04:39:55 UTC on Sunday.

Devante Cole and James Dodd were among those retained. So were Jordan Bastin and Tarek Taha Abdel Samea Abdel Hamid, despite receiving four-day and six-day injury notices only hours earlier.

Weston are 18th in ENG Division 8 and currently hold 664,182.63 SVC. That is a mighty large piece of squad administration completed in one stroke.

Bruce Lee’s 18-second entrance

Venezia completed the sharpest managerial handover of the weekend. Herzog resigned at 18:52:46 UTC; Bruce Lee was appointed 18 seconds later.

The new boss inherits a side sitting 16th in ITA Division 2. Henry Lawrence had been handed a four-day injury earlier that evening.

Brazil supplied another rapid switch. NEKO211 resigned from Erechim after a reign of just 26 hours and 37 minutes. Edilsongol took the job later on Saturday—barely 10 minutes after leaving Alto Araguaia—and now leads the 16th-placed BRA Division 3 club.

Long injuries, bulk renewals, near-empty coffers and managerial doors spinning fit to fly off their hinges: Sunday’s club desk has been anything but quiet.